A guitarist guide to the action of the devil!

วันพุธที่ 27 พฤษภาคม พ.ศ. 2552

 Setting

 Joe is a guitarist in a covers / remake band. This is a good guitarist and cool under pressure. He plays for a group called the Psycho Nymphos. Five musicians, two guitars, keyboards, bass and drums. The other guitarist is also the singer. However, this is Joe nightmare. As a guitarist, this scenario should induce uncontrollable trembling of all partiesest 's body and the intimate tuo Chaos. This is the concert of hell.

 Do you think that at 10:00, Joe, with two hours free. Well, two hours are free, but Joe is false information. The band is now ready, at 8.30 clock and Joe has not packed his departure does not, let alone create. He tried to call Joe on the phone, but has been disabled. Joe, Keep Cool and illuminate your car in a hurry and everything went just 10 minutes late. The audience is restless and bar manager is angry. Joekeeps his cool.

 Not before the end of the last adjustment, the initial Nymphos. After more than a minute piece of work to do, the Nymphos beginning of their first song. It looks terrible, with Joe's guitar and quieter than too high. The band plays the song of the heart, where the half, and to try to do many things. The audience wondered what the devil is in progress, and barge tore ask what the hell has begun undwarum. Joe is a little frustrated.

  After he died on the following Thursday, the group began the second song, as the drummer. That sounds better than the first chorus. In the middle of the first chorus ... ... Twang. Joe busts a string. Joe is not for the solo until now, it becomes clear that the only guitarra be difficult, with only 5 strings. Joe fumbles his way to the end of the song. Joe is very embarrassing.

 The band is about minutes, when Joe odos Ersetzenuito the string is broken. Once this starts the next song. That's fine, and people seem a bit "more. The manager of the bar begins to relax, and Joe begins to enjoy.

 In reality, everyone knows them. And beer. Un po 'troppo. The Nymphos, to a little "sloppy and begins to lose the signal. Especially the singer. He begins to lose Chee should come and slurringpalabras. While the boys of the band are lustigment people are not. Joe begins to Tipsy.

 The next piece of Joe's guitar starts at funny noises and the sound starts to cut. Joe's guitar finally disappears. He stomps some random pedals and realized that there was no electricity. It is true that the 9-volt battery is still good. Joe unplug his guitar and pedalebordo sent directly to your amplifier. Joe is angry, as the quantity and the bar manager.

 Two songs vorwenn finish is black. All amplifiers and disable aLLES what you hear is the drummer to fly. After a few seconds Nymphos are standing around looking stupaida wondering what is going on. About 30 seconds later, the power is restored. La Banda short discussion and decided that the song. This time you can tfuori. We have the last song from a few customers, suitcase, choose and leave the bar, no return.

 Podríapeor than any of Joe and his group, the Psycho Nymphos? I am not so sureDoubt. But it could have survived all these problems. It seems insurmountable, but I played a concert Suisnes, where almost all of this happened in one night, and survived. Everything is ready. That is what we must do to survive that Cauchemar.


 Always stay in contact with

 There is no excuse for the delay to a concert. Today, with modern communication technologies, each of us has the potential to be in contact with all the time. WhetherJoe probably has the wrong time, a simple phone call, all problems solved. Sut, is always a good idea for a group to bring in a central location at any time before a show, and Travel insiemee "convoy" style, if possible. This is a way to ensure that all arrives on time is not lost, or who can help if something goes wrong.

 The effect is that when you arrive on time, take your time, and properly configured, Kan. sonidoEckAeleen dépistageproblèmes and equipment, and generally relaxing before the show begins.

 KNOW WHAT "Song

 Unless Free Jazz Rock Jam improved type of thing, you need to know what you are about to play. All members of the band to know what comes after the song, so you can prepare this wennNZA should first song to play before. There are a number of lists each member of the group. Know in advance what songs May an amendment to the guitar or the tuner nicht only begin when the world is ready to tune. Moments, which, as easily with a few jokes, usually between the artist and the audience.

 Keep a mine

 It is not always possible, but you need a backup guitar ready to gozu any time. This is especially true for a group with two guitarists comou Nymphos. By the second guitarist, and protect your ready to play the guitar, it is very possible, ilchitarre mid-song. The journey takes about 10 Sekund, and is very professional. Even if you're the only guitarist in the light of the song, you can sometimes too large. But sometimes it is enough to protect your teeth and grain round. Once the song is about you do this, you can use the backup guitareay play for the rest of the series, without the whole world turns, if you change the channel. Founded oe between the change if you only have one game not to disturb.

 If you can not keep a stock on hand and the guitar  the need for the strings, she has some materials. This applies to all members of the band. You must have a song that can be played when a member of the band liegtnadatta. Then run all repairs can be, while the rest of the band to cover.

 Stay sober / CLEAN / DROITE

 Whatever you think, does not sound better when you are beaten. Sure, maybe the ears, not my own or another person. A few years ago, I rememberme reading a great New Year show that dosbandas. It was a piece of ourselves, and the group phase of the game outside. The other group, I have a lot of static and foisvant super. In fact, was one of the most popular band to play. Between the groups to their rooms, drugs and drunk, and then play together is a semi-coma. Were inside, enjoying a drink between sets and keep together. Our games are superimposed and slightly "before the end of thNight, when both parties have played both inside and outside the world is full of band ignorée.L in the next year, we were asked to play again return in the new year, wiedie single band. Indeed, after the New Year's concert you regularly booked for two nights on the weekend of the month (for a second opinion, which reserves 25% of available seats, the sample). Tanked could be fun and games, but not everywhere.

 Never trust a battery

 Untilto this day still belivísperas their tempsbut batteries. This is simply a disaster waiting to happen. Of course, I have on my pedals to Fledermausterie every month. CORN, the maintenance of alcohol when some idiot in a crowd, between the stage and take a power cord or something similar. Or maybe you accidentally leave a cable between the serial and the battery drains. If you need more battery, working in the  Time and the battery in half the time. This should help to avoid errors in critical moments and make sure extra batteries.

 In Passanit, have you ever heard the sound of the Tube Screamer is when it? E 'terrible.

 Not required ELECTRICITY stinks

 Not much you can travel, but das it is not as bad as it seems. If you have a page from the energy, you can be sure there will be less than a minute  if something went wrong PRINCIPAL, in this case the rule plutôtlmente closed when it comes to a large fallimentofornitura. So for the next 60 seconds, what to do? It is quite simple. Nobody holds. All the band continues to play. The singer is in front of the stage and began to cry out against the crowd. Are still visible, it will not work. The people began to sing again. If the power in the band has lost only once, and masses of people. Smart and professional, and the variety of shots for the rest of the night.

  If more than 60 seconds just sing UNAD wait. You can not do much more, but at least you tried.

 ONLY PREPARED

 If sieSie prepared and use common sense, can be a disaster. Personally, I had all these problems, in addition to the live stupidity, go in one night, and survived a plan to escape, and they follow. It is not difficult to find  emergrence their own way, and I hope they can inspire esempiesempi intelligent concert.





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